Here is a view of Mount Royal from our hotel. Looks kind of dingy, but it's a very
youthful, lively and friendly area.
Here's the obligatory design elements shot.
And the necessary candid.
...and MY FAVOURITE type, the art deco urban building shot.
Now it is Showtime! Cast of Characters
The Stud Finder
The Timeless Wonder
The Bratty Blowfish
A stagette party in Montreal
a.k.a Bacholorette Bash
Target subjects: 5 girls
Our insider man:
Ok boys, so you want to know if the following occurs at a
stagette: Drinking, dancing, kissing, rubbing, licking and ass & b***
The answer to your question is...
I think you are drinking out of the wrong straw!
eyes and imagine me LICKING..." CUT!! I can't think.
Ass grabbing? Certainly.. Wait a second whose hand is that on the
Yeah rubbing too!
Ummm.... ya that too
Did we mention "Stagette Party" and "Ass Showcase" are
But it's all in the name of good friendly
"are you ready to party baby?!"
Are you fascinated
by gone in 60 seconds? "Ooohh!"
Well gone in 3 seconds is even better.
Impressive set of muscles Monica, however... get ready to get green with envy.
I'm going to show you what INCREDIBLE power is! Green is the colour of spinach
and money, thus a symbol of strength. Click
here to get green and see the hairy (and quite frankly scary) hulk
look at her go"... "oh la la"
The Blue Crew
Let's see how these blue-eyed bandits look with no saturation (except for the eyes)
They don't call me Mr. Montreal for nothing
I have "un
segreto sporco" to share with you
And if you share it with anyone...
"Wow Luigi, it IS HUGE!!"
Look a the sinister look of psychosis from the blond girl in the
background. We discovered at a
stagette, many female onlookers gaze with evil
eyes of envy. She's is either thinking a) I can have that photographer b) Who
are these brunette bimbos c) how does my hair look? d) all of the above.
This is probably my favourite pic from a photographic standpoint.
It's a candid that has captured non-contrived human emotion.
Oh God look!! It's French Soccer fans!
"Check out my flow... I get paid to be a male escort that
exclusively services stagettes."
Waiting outside for a cab...
is settling in...
... and people are starting to crash out.
I have to go to
sleep between these two angels? Oh what a tragedy... Lights out!
Well boys and girls I'd like to tell you what happened
next... but I can't...
because I fell asleep, stagette parties are