The Stud Finder	Main Man Moose	Jamie Blond	The Timeless Wonder
The Bratty Blowfish	Hustle	Monica Manners	Mr. Montreal

Mission: A stagette party in Montreal. Here is the bacholorette with the hired male escorts

 Target subjects: 5 girls let loose in Montreal

Our insider man: Mr. Moose

Ok boys, so you want to know if the following occurs at a stagette: Drinking, dancing, kissing and ass & b*** grabbing? The answer to your question is...

Indeed... drinking

Cheers!

Yes... dancing

Dirty dancing

Yup... kissing

Sandwich kissing

Ass grabbing? Certainly.. Wait a second whose hand is that on the left?!

"I heard it's your staggette? are you ready to party baby?!"

"Are you fascinated by gone in 60 seconds?" "Ooohh!" "Cause I can show you beer gone in 5 seconds.

"Yo look at her go"... "oh la la"

Look a the sinister look of psychosis from the blond girl in the background. We discovered at a stagette, many female onlookers gaze with evil eyes of envy. She's is either thinking a) I can have that photographer b) Who are these brunette bimbos c) how does my hair look? d) all of the above. 

"Did you hear the one about the guy who looked at himself in the mirror...?" "Ummm no!"... "he saw the funniest thing ever!" "Yeah, hehe that's kind of funny?"

"Did I tell oyu I saw the funny shit ever this morning?"... "What?"... "I looked in the mirror?" hahahaha, now that IS funny.

"Check out my flow... I get paid to be a male escort that exclusively services stagettes."

Waiting outside for a cab... 

The fatigue is settling in...
... and people are starting to crash out.

What? I have to go to sleep between these two sweet thangs? Oh what a tragedy... Lights out!

Well boys and girls I'd like to tell you what happened next... but I can't...  because I fell asleep, stagette parties are very exhausting